Weird sounds in Elvis songs

A Thing Called Love Peace In The Valley 0'00" - 0'02" Creaky chair in the intro
Are You Lonesome Tonight (Master) All releases 2'56" mic bump?
Are You Lonesome Tonight (Master) All releases 3'01" guitar pick being dropped into guitar
Are You Sincere (T4) Raised On Rock FTD 0'02" mic bump?
Baby Let's Play House All releases 2'07" Chuckle at end
Blue Christmas Elvis TV Special 2'10” Bad edit. Corrected on A Golden Celebration
Blue Christmas Elvis Aron Presley 2'10” Bad edit. Corrected on A Golden Celebration
Blue Moon The Complete 50 Masters 1'16" Strange squeak.
Blue Moon The Complete 50 Masters 1'38" bleep, bleep. (Guitar string squeak?)
Blue Moon The Complete 50 Masters 2'18" & 2'41" Rattle
Bossa Nova Baby 2nd To None 1'48" misplucked guitar string
Bossa Nova Baby 2nd To None 2'04" comment from Elvis
Bringing It Back Today FTD disc 1 track 15 take 1 3'12" strange noise
Don't 30 #1 Hits during 1st 12 seconds squeaks
Don't Cry Daddy 2nd To None 1'13", 1'18" 2'33" groaning?
Don't Cry Daddy 2nd To None 2'38" tape crackle
Down In the Alley From Nashville To Memphis opening few beats are missing
Fool Burning Love and Elvis scratchy sounds during the opening bars
Fun In Acapulco It Happened At The World's Fair & Fun In Acapulco Fades out.
Funny How Time Slips Away Elvis Country 2000 reissue 0'14" noise in left channel
Funny How Time Slips Away Elvis Country 2000 reissue 2'52" noise after yeah (not as clear on this release)
Girl Happy Girl Happy 1'36” Jordanaire comes in too early
Got My Mojo Working Elvis Country 2000 reissue 3'05” Girl's laughter in right channel
Got My Mojo Working Elvis Country 2000 reissue 3'13” comment from Elvis
Got My Mojo Working Elvis Country 2000 reissue 3'33” Edit?
Have A Happy Elvis Sings For kids 1'41" strange sound
Hound Dog Elvis 30 No 1 Hits Pop
How Great Thou Art Peace In The Valley 2'56" glitch in tape
I Believe In The Man In The Sky Peace In The Valley 0'41" pop on helP
I Can Help Today FTD disc 1 track 8 4'01" strange noise
I Forgot To Remember To Forget 2nd To None 2'26" noise
I Really Don't Want To Know Elvis Country 2000 reissue 0'06” Talking in background
I Really Don't Want To Know Elvis Country 2000 reissue 2'07” Mispronounces “but”
I Really Don't Want To Know Elvis Country 2000 reissue 2'08” Noise
I Really Don't Want To Know Elvis Country 2000 reissue 2'30” Noise in right channel
I Really Don't Want To Know Elvis Country 2000 reissue 2'37” Talking in right channel
If I Were You Elvis Country 2000 reissue 2'51" Click in right channel
If We Never Meet Again Peace In The Valley 0'08" chair creaking
If We Never Meet Again Peace In The Valley 0'01" talking by backup group
If You Talk In Your Sleep Elvis Gold Records vol 5 1984 issue 2'22" Elvis laughing
I'll Be Home On Christmas Day (take 4) Platinum 3'30" glitch
In My Fathers House Peace In The Valley 0'01" rustle of paper?
Inherit The Wind Suspicious Minds The Memphis 1969 Anthology 1'27" sings "vein" instead of "brain"
It Ain't No Big Thing Love Letters From Elvis 1'31” & 1'37” bad guitar playing
It Ain't No Big Thing Elvis Country 2000 reissue 1'31” & 1'37” bad guitar playing
Little Sister 2nd To None 0'44" mispronounces “l'il”, sounds like "r'il".
Long Legged Girl Spinout & Double Trouble Intro is cut off
Love Song Of The Year Promised Land (2000) 3'30" shout
Lovin' Arms, Too Much Monkey Business. The first seven seconds play and then repeat.
Mary In The Morning That's The Way It Is SE Box Set 3'43” Engineer's chatter in right channel
Mary In The Morning That's The Way It Is original issue 3'43” Engineer's chatter in right channel
Mean Woman Blues Loving You 2005 (and all other issues) 1'32" Talking in background
Mystery Train Elvis At Sun 2'17" Laughter at end
Please Don't Drag That String Around Studio B 2'04” Squeaky guitar string?
Reach Out To Jesus Peace In The Valley 0'13" Whisper in the intro
Rock-A-Hula Baby 2nd To None noises at beginning
Rock-A-Hula Baby 2nd To None 1'27" extra "rock" by a Jordanaire
Separate Ways Always On My Mind 1985 issue 2'03" Noise in right channel
Separate Ways Always On My Mind 1985 issue 2'11” Poor guitar note
Snowbird Elvis Country 2000 reissue 0'03” Glitch
So Glad You're Mine Elvis 2005 re-issue 1'09” Squeak
Susan When She Tried Today FTD disc 2 track 5 2'13" backing singer sings wrong words
The First Noel If Every Day Was Like Christmas 1'56" noise
There Goes My Everything Elvis Country 2000 reissue 0'18” noise in left channel
There Goes My Everything Elvis Country 2000 reissue 1'07” Harmony comes in too early on “of my dreams”
This Is Our Dance Love Letters From Elvis 0'21" Creaky chair
T-R-O-U-B-L-E Walk A Mile In My Shoes 0'31", 1'53" audible sniffs after TROUBLE and after I-N-G
T-R-O-U-B-L-E Yesterday Today no audible sniffs
Way Down Elvis' Golden Records Vol 5 (1997)/Moody Blue 1988 2'36” Dog barking
Without Him So High 0'31" squeak

There's a noise during the first verse of It's Midnight, that I've always thought sounded like a little girl